With a story that starts in advertising, I’ve tackled everything from tv and radio scripts, print, headlines and press releases to digital content, brand social channels and web banners. I can write short and long copy, and all lengths in between.

I’ve written for an alphabet of brands, in every sector imaginable. Some have momentarily cracked through my CBF curse and squeezed a smile out of my bitter complex. Others, quite the contrary and may have even added an extra level of anger to my ever mystical “unengaged” appearance.

The A-Z:

3 Barrels – 3M – 888casino – Aero – Ambrosia – Andrex – Army – ASDA – Aspire – Benadryl – Berocca – Better Gyms – BiC – Birds Eye – Calpol – Canesten – Carlsberg – Clean&Clear – Coca Cola – Dairylea – Debenhams – Dulux – Economist – Ecover – Ed’s Diner – Energiser – GiveBlood – Glaceau Smartwater – Gumtree – Haagen Dazs – Halls – Harvester – Holiday Inn – Homebase – Hovis – HSBC – Imodium – John Lewis – Kenco – Kit Kat – Kleenex – Lacoste – Leopallooza – Lego Duplo – Lidl – Listerine – Lucozade – Malibu Rum – McDonalds – McVites – Mini – Mr Kipling – Nestle Fitness – Nissan – Nokia – Office – Orange – Oxo – Pantene – Pataks – Philadelphia – Philips – Post Office – ProPlus – Quality Street – Rimmel London – Rolex – Rowntree’s – Royal Caribbean – Sailor Jerry’s – Shell – Sky Atlantic – smarTrikes – Smirnoff – SSE – St John Ambulance – Starbucks – Sunsilk – Teenage Cancer Trust – Timotei – TomTom – Toni&Guy – Tourism Ireland –Trident – Unilever – Virgin Holidays – Vodafone – Volkswagen – Water Aid – Wilkinson Sword – Yorkie – Yorkshire Building Society

I’m available for freelance, whether that’s agency or editorial. So if you’d like to see what my sentences can offer your brand, magazine, website or publication, I’d love to hear from you via mandy@chronicbitchface.com or drop me a line on 07909667619.